Fortunately, unfortunately

[metatherat]

Fortunately, the people in the neighborhood swiftly grow accustomed to the constant hairballs and aggressive meowing.

 

[Bunny Lvr]

Unfortunately the garbage cans are radioactive

 

[Faust]

Fortunately, they are quickly harnessed as a new form of renewable energy.

 

[metatherat]

Unfortunately, it still isn't enough energy for the AI mills.

 

[Bunny Lvr]

Fortunately us furries don't rely on AI

 

[Faust]

Unfortunately, Protogen do.

 

[metatherat]

Fortunately, I have a new open species than the protogen furries can adopt. Uhh....
the Danish.... angel.... sparkle... rat.

 

[Bunny Lvr]

Unfortunately they do something

 

[Faust]

Fortunately, that 'something' is 'rock'.

 

[metatherat]

Unfortunately, all of the people around are more into Glitch Hop.

 

[Faust]

Fortunately, Glitches are also an open species.

 

[Mambi]

Unfortunately I don't know how to dance to their tunes! <spastically flails as the Glitches all groan>

 

[metatherat]

Fortunately, all the ferrets present really like your weird dancing!

 

[Spilo]

Unfortunately, they're in heat

So now you're obligated to mate with them after their mating dance... or else they die (yes this is a real thing)

 

[metatherat]

Fortunately, this is the furry fandom, so the horny ferrets will be just fine :P

 

[Bunny Lvr]

Unfortunately we run out of yogurt

 

[metatherat]

Fortunately, the ferrets can produce milk, which can be made into delicious ferret yogurt.

 

[Mambi]

Unfortunately ferret yogurt only comes in coconut lime flavour.

 

[Spilo]

Fortunately I like that :P

 

[Mambi]

Unfortunately so does @metatherat so good luck getting any! Hurry!! <grabs containers and starts hiding them futily>