Sentence the user above you

[metatherat]

Sentenced to cat booties. For getting upset at rats eating your tribute even though we had VERMIN LICENSEs and the tribute was right there and ratccessible!

 

[Spilo]

Sentenced to cat boobies because I read cat booties as cat boobies :P

 

[metatherat]

Sentenced to working at the cat dairy ranch as a cat milker :P

 

[Spilo]

Sentenced to having cat udders and being a milk producing cat for the cat dairy ranch

 

[Mambi]

Sentenced to having cat udders and being a milk producing cat for the cat dairy ranch

<blink-blink> H-hold on...you're saying there's a cat ranch where cats roam free and get "milked" all day long?!? Sign me UP!!!

I sentence you to being my personal milker. <sits on the stool politely with an eerie smile>

 

[Spilo]

<blink-blink> H-hold on...you're saying there's a cat ranch where cats roam free and get "milked" all day long?!? Sign me UP!!!

I sentence you to being my personal milker. <sits on the stool politely with an eerie smile>

YES! But just cuz you are one of the milked cats doesn't mean you get to sit around doing nothing while being milked

So you're sentenced to milking other cats while I milk you :P

 

[metatherat]

And as for you, you are sentenced to leaving a giant bowl of delicious cat milk outside for cute rats to eat with their rat-mouths. For... I dunno, multiple regicide.

 

[Spilo]

Well, then, you're sentenced to adding BEET FLAVOR to the milk we leave outside for animals to drink

 

[Ravofox]

Well, then, you're sentenced to adding BEET FLAVOR to the milk we leave outside for animals to drink

That was so uncalled fur!!
You're sentenced to getting BEAT on the noggin with a BEET!!

 

[Spilo]

That was so uncalled fur!!
You're sentenced to getting BEAT on the noggin with a BEET!!

Ouch!! My head!!

Y'know I wasn't initially going to sentence ya too harshly, buuuuutt because of that BEETIFUL puuun, you're sentenced to-

enduring Pumbaa's gas for a day ;P (hehe, and your helmet makes for a purrfect way to apply the sentence!)

 

[metatherat]

You are sentenced to being subjected to an endless string of life lessons from Rafiki, which do not only lead you into various embarrassing situations but also really take up a lot of your time. Also a lot of it is really minor stuff, like "you should not walk around in an acquaintance's home wearing dirty shoes" or "don't tell your mom her casserole sucks".

 

[Spilo]

You are sentenced to being the hyenas, and especially Shenzi's, personal butt plug. Particularly useful for when they have a big binge on zebra or warthog

 

[sleepy kitty]

I sentence you... to JAZZ!!!!!

 

[metatherat]

I sentence you... to JAZZ!!!!!

Well, I sentence you... to

 

[Spilo]

I sentence you... to JAZZ!!!!!

Well, I sentence you... to

From jazz

To jumping jazz cats

Amazing how furry improves literally anything, haha! :D

You are sentenced to music jail tho for not doing the piano notes correctly :P

 

[metatherat]

Sentenced to Spraying Folk Metal Skunks :P

 

[sleepy kitty]

Sentenced to writing 10,000 sentences about cheese.

 

[Extra Floof Taur]

Sentenced to take coffee every day, and that's just first part in getting you AWAKE enough for your actual sent- what do you mean The user above you has gone to the hospital. Why? !? I won't take coffee overdose for an answer !

 

[Spilo]

Sentenced to Spraying Folk Metal Skunks :P

Wh-uh? I can make Folk Metal Skunks out of my butt and make them spawn wherever I want :P

Sentenced to take coffee every day, and that's just first part in getting you AWAKE enough for your actual sent- what do you mean The user above you has gone to the hospital. Why? !? I won't take coffee overdose for an answer !

Sentenced to getting sprayed by me a MILLIONTH times

 

[Extra Floof Taur]

Sentenced for life in the hospital (forum thread) for such health violation !