Shower Thoughts

[Faust]

Witch: Aha! Prince! For your gross discourtesy I have transformed you into a hideous beast! You shall remain this way forever unless within the next ten years you share true love's kiss!

Prince: Does Stockholm Syndrome count?

Witch: Well, yes, but...

Prince: LUMIERRE! Prepare the dungeon!

 

[Faust]

Calling the Lion King ‘Simba’ is a bit like if we had King Bloke the First of England.