NSFW The corrupted wish game, NSFW allowed

[Mambi]

GRANTED! <your house s surrounded by rings of salt, prevent any snail from ever daring to deliver your physical mail>

I wish I could access all the fun stuff in people's mail first and play with it before they receive it. For quality testing of course.

 

[metatherat]

Granted, but this is how you get exposure. Not to popularity, but to pathogens (you don't know where the fun stuff has been, or how fun the fun stuff has been)

I wish there was a snailsona here around the 'pile :O

 

[Mambi]

Granted: There is, his name's Slowsky and he's approaching the keyboard now from the bedroom. He'll arrive in 4 years.

I wish people were more openly sexually...just everyone nude and free and comfortable and having fun all day!

 

[metatherat]

Granted, but this was the furry fandom :O
The whole place is now a mess of vore and living suits and latex and glue and mud and Fat Sonic and multiboobs and gets squooshed against the floor by someone's hyper penis

I wish whoever this is had a smaller penis :O

 

[RhosSalix]

Granted. still hyper balls though. still trapped under that.

I wish that people that make content I happen to like didn't inevitably touch kids. That's all they had to do! WHY?! WHY DO PEOPLE WHO MAKE THINGS KEEP TOUCHING KIDS?!

 

[metatherat]

Granted, but now they repel kids instead. With immense force and velocity! :O

I wish that the kids would become extra squooshy so that they won't get hurt when they collide with stuff :O

 

[Bunny Lvr]

Granted, but they never regain their original shape

I wish orange was a shape

 

[Mambi]

GRANTED: You are given LSD. Orange becomes the shape of wonderment, green the sound of wings in the sunset, and purple the haze of consciousness maaan!

I wish I could explore the most scenic places on Earth.

 

[Bunny Lvr]

Granted, but you are in a bubble where you are devoid of all senses

I wish I could ride a banana peel