NSFW The corrupted wish game, NSFW allowed

[metatherat]

Granted, the gas now smells like metal coins :O

I wish my christmas vacation had been longer :O

 

[Spilo]

Granted! Your Christmas vacations are 1 hour longer... technically that's still longer :P

I wish everyone a Happy New Year

 

[Bunny Lvr]

Granted, but my panties are no longer sexy looking

I wish for snow

 

[Spilo]

Granted! It's asbestos snow like in the Wizard of Oz film, weeeeeeeee!

I wish another manmade horror replaced ai xP

 

[Bunny Lvr]

Granted, but it's still fake

I wish the baby would stop CRYING

 

[Spilo]

Granted! Now you get the creepy looking Eraserhead baby, LAUGHING

I wish chocolate didn't make you fat ;-;

 

[metatherat]

Granted! It no longer does. Now it makes you into a rat
(that was a good kind of wish corruption)

I wish for a box of RAT TRANSFORMATION CHRISTMAS CHOCOLATES

 

[Bunny Lvr]

Granted, but since you already ARE A RAT it turns you into chocolate

I wish for a truckload of glitter

 

[Spilo]

Granted! But it's glitter that upon contact, it transforms you into a skunk and makes you glow like glitter!
(the best kind of wish corruption to ever exist)

I wish there existed underwear that made your farts smell like SKUNK!

 

[Faust]

Granted! But it attracts swarms of mint root borers, a pest species of moth. Your butt is son completely blocked with larvae that nibble you mercilessly all night.

I wish that cabbage tasted as good as chocolate does now.

 

[Bunny Lvr]

Granted, but now chocolate tastes like cabbage

I wish I had a larger Warren

 

[Spilo]

Granted! But it'd invisible so you can't see how larger it has gotten :P

I wish I liked liver xP

 

[Bunny Lvr]

Granted but you cannot taste it

I wish I wasn't so sad

 

[Faust]

Granted! Now you’re hopping mad! (Probably because of that horrible rabbit pun I just made.)

I wish I had a real blacksmiths forge in my garden.

 

[Spilo]

Granted! But it's a magical blacksmith's forge that only works with minerals found in your garden's soil. Have fun digging! :3

I wish reading animals' minds was a real power

 

[Bunny Lvr]

Granted, but you forgot how to read

I wish I never felt a panic attack

 

[metatherat]

Granted! But now instead you had a snack attack, like from the old c64 Garfield game, where you eat whatever you are holding when you get hungry enough. And, uh, you ate an important key item and now you can't finish the game. Of... life. Yeah. You know what I am talking about, right? Everyone here played Garfield for the c64, right? Right yes, I am sure everyone did yes.

Anyhoo, I wish everyone here had played Garfield for the c64, so that my wish corruption thingy makes sense to them.

 

[Spilo]

Granted! But it was so long ago, everyone pretty much forgot about that game, and don't get your reference :3

I wish Furaffinity had Flash and video support :p

 

[Bunny Lvr]

Granted, but it's so fast you can't see it

I wish I could climb this mountain faster

 

[Wuff-Wuff]

Granted, but along the way you realise that it's ok to take your time with things and that being sad from time to time is normal ;w; hugs

I wish I could go back to bed