The user above you has gone to the hospital. Why?

Ship battle at the End of the World's Whirlpool of Death, arrrr!

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Ship battle at the End of the World's Whirlpool of Death, arrrr!

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Aaaand CUT ! Alright, that'd go great in the final-

realizes that the camera has been closed the entire time

- product... oki, take 2-

hears phone

This is the royal dragon hotline, Princess Jasmine speaking~... what do you mean the fox and the skunk are in hospital ? I specifically said we'd only use rubber cannon balls !
 
Royal dragon hotline was too hot to hold, causing 4th degree burns. Wait isn't that why it's called hotline?

pain was so bad, it made the dragon jolt and immediately realize the fox and skunk in the hospital were in fact, kobold stunt doubles :3
 
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And thus the tales of the mischievous Mexikunk, wanted across the entire kingdom, for such tomfoolery that he did, at the expense of a royal princess... ends with him retired in hospital as punishment...
 
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And thus the tales of the mischievous Mexikunk, wanted across the entire kingdom, for such tomfoolery that he did, at the expense of a royal princess... ends with him retired in hospital as punishment...

Arrrrrr, ye got a parchment cut and writers' cramp while engaged in the process of writing the great historie of @Spilo El Zorillo , Dread Pirate of the Spanish Main!! 😁😁
 
Arrrrrr, ye got a parchment cut and writers' cramp while engaged in the process of writing the great historie of @Spilo El Zorillo , Dread Pirate of the Spanish Main!! 😁😁
And you sir, whose name I can never remember for the life of me... you got a sore throat for all those "Arrr" you did like seriously how is your throat right now goodness me
 
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And you sir, whose name I can never remember for the life of me... you got a sore throat for all those "Arrr" you did like seriously how is your throat right now goodness me

Arrrrr, ye be temporarily afflicted with the phantom sound (tinnitus) from hearin all me magnificent "arrrrr"s🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️

(I actually did get a sore throat after IRL Talk Like a Pirate Day the other day, lol🤣🤣🤣)
 
Arrrrr, ye be temporarily afflicted with the phantom sound (tinnitus) from hearin all me magnificent "arrrrr"s🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️

(I actually did get a sore throat after IRL Talk Like a Pirate Day the other day, lol🤣🤣🤣)
Would you like some tea thn ? My mother @Morgana Willowsett is an excellent herbalist and she can heal your throat in no time and you also ended up in hospital because she does not forget your raid in her hoard of gold
 
Would you like some tea thn ? My mother @Morgana Willowsett is an excellent herbalist and she can heal your throat in no time and you also ended up in hospital because she does not forget your raid in her hoard of gold

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Arrrrrr, aye please!!

Interrupted the fox and skunk quality time together at the hospital

Y'know how being sick makes people way gassier than normal, right? Well your mistake was entering that room 🤢

Arrrrrrrrr, that be true!!!

Arrrrr, started a pillowfight in the ward, arrrrrrrr!!!
 
Interrupted the fox and skunk quality time together at the hospital

Y'know how being sick makes people way gassier than normal, right? Well your mistake was entering that room 🤢
That's what I got for ordering gas mask manufactured by skunks

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Arrrrrr, aye please!!



Arrrrrrrrr, that be true!!!

Arrrrr, started a pillowfight in the ward, arrrrrrrr!!!
*whisper to @Morgana Willowsett * mother, I think we need some medicine for "Temporal Disorder", we have a perpetual pirate here

ahem you got sent to the more specialized ward cuz of yourr conditions and your pillow-fight seriously do you have any idea how long it takes us to clean off those feathers
 
That's what I got for ordering gas mask manufactured by skunks
Well it's in the name, isn't it, gas mask. You didn't expect skunks to take it so literally.

Anyway, they found you had the dawg in you.

Surely that can't be healthy. Wait, doctors tell me there's a literal dog growing inside your thoracic cavity?! Total emergency right here!!
 
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