The Vending Machine Mk. II
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Out comes a plushie of Princess Celestia, the only one cosmic enough to join you equally.
I insert a picture of the last MLP convention lobby photo and after party drunken snaps...
I insert a picture of the last MLP convention lobby photo and after party drunken snaps...
Out comes a massive vat of cider, which the creators of MLP:FIM apparently didn’t realise is pretty alcoholic here in the UK. All those episodes where the ponies binge on cider have quite a different atmosphere here…
In goes a Morgan silver dollar.
In goes a Morgan silver dollar.
Out comes some cobwebs and a letter stating:
"I thought I'd never see the day, it's been ages since I gave that value to you
- the Vending Machine"
I insert a gift card which might cover the debt :3
"I thought I'd never see the day, it's been ages since I gave that value to you
- the Vending Machine"
I insert a gift card which might cover the debt :3
Out comes a beautifully gift-wrapped, deeply-satisfied belch.
In goes a platter of sushi.
In goes a platter of sushi.
Out comes a pile of essays that falls on @Ravofox.
Also two anvils fall on Plucky (unrelated).
I insert my 100% finished and done with thesis which I have not even looked at or thought of since graduating.
Also two anvils fall on Plucky (unrelated).
I insert my 100% finished and done with thesis which I have not even looked at or thought of since graduating.
Out comes a cap and gown. Unfortunate the cap says ‘Dunce’ and the gown is a frilly clown costume.
In goes a gigantic piece of quartz and some jackdaws
In goes a gigantic piece of quartz and some jackdaws
Out comes my farts which blow @metatherat, the pile of essays, @Ravofox, Plucky, everything, far faaar away
Not bad, not great, needed more spice a.k.a better sources my ass says, after reviewing the rat's finished thesis inside my gi
I insert an empty Pokéball
Because I can fucking multitask XD
I insert what I inserted previously
Out comes a gigantic Quantum Watch, made out of the gigantic piece of quartz you inserted. It is also said to be able to manipulate time; how, scientists don't know
I insert what I inserted previously
Out comes a glittering ray of light that sucks you into the pokeball. The next thing you remember is somebody saying ‘Spilo! I choose you!’ And being forced to fight a massing rock with four arms!
In goes a wand made of rowan wood.
In goes a wand made of rowan wood.
Out comes Voldemort, exclaiming "Finally, the rowan wood wand, more powerful than the elder wand. With this I will become the most powerful wizard ever!" "Nyyeeah!!!" he finishes after making his first spell with the wand, which funnily frees me from the Pokeball :3
I insert my hopes for someone inviting me out in real life
Out comes the man of your dreams. Which is to say, he's got three ears, he's bright purple and he won't stop talking about the Epping Forest one-way system.
In goes this piece of gum I found stuck to the bottom of the bus seat.
Out come accusations of hooliganism and specieist newspaper editorials suggesting that these unruly bats have gone too far and should be locked away inside their guano-splattered caves.
I insert the latest issue of Insane Rants Monthly.
I insert the latest issue of Insane Rants Monthly.
Out comes a smiling photo of you posing nude, signed in your own pee.
I insert the "purge" tube of a sewage truck and hit the switch.
I insert the "purge" tube of a sewage truck and hit the switch.
Out comes not a picture, but an actual smiling me posing nude and stinkin' it up! :D oh, there's also photo of that too, signed in my own skunk spray :3
I insert the spooge and horniness of whoever saw that :P
I insert the spooge and horniness of whoever saw that :P
You insert the quantum superposition of the fictional character Moxxie and a regular phalangeridae possum. Surely nothing will go wro- oh dear, that's a lot of black smoke, you should probably step away from that, and refrain from inserting Void Potentials from Risk of Rain 2 in the future.
I insert a magic vending machine maintenance kit. Hopefully that fixes the machine.
Edit: Saw that this was a possum, and not an opossum. Fixed the scientific name accordingly.
I insert a magic vending machine maintenance kit. Hopefully that fixes the machine.
Edit: Saw that this was a possum, and not an opossum. Fixed the scientific name accordingly.