The Vending Machine Mk. II

[Faust]

Out comes the same book, but now it's only soaked in orphan sweat. It's taken the piss!

In goes a goat idol made of bismuth.

 

[Universe]

Out comes me to give you a hug

I insert a plushie of myself.

 

[Mambi]

Out comes a plushie of Princess Celestia, the only one cosmic enough to join you equally.

I insert a picture of the last MLP convention lobby photo and after party drunken snaps...

 

[Faust]

Out comes a massive vat of cider, which the creators of MLP:FIM apparently didn’t realise is pretty alcoholic here in the UK. All those episodes where the ponies binge on cider have quite a different atmosphere here…

In goes a Morgan silver dollar.