NSFW What would your fursona do?

[metatherat]

Meta licks the corner of his mouth in anticipation. This is sure to result in some delicious fresh meat just lying around edibly, all he has to do is hide in a rat-hole and wait for the scavenging opportunities to pile up :3

While your sona is taking a nap in a wooden hut in the woods, the dwarves who live there enter. They are like "someone has been eating my porridge" and "hey ho" and "strike the earth". WWYFD

 

[Daimyo_Ronin]

I BEAT THEM UP AND STEAL THEIR MONEY!!! JK, I pat them on the head because they are shorter than me! :P Then I buy them all stilts and netherite pickaxes!

You come home from work to find that your friends have started a house party! WWYFD?

 

[Cress Shade]

he tries to stop them but stumbles over my words awkwardly and gives up


Your fursona walks into a convention with nothing but femboys, what do they do

 

[Universe]

I leave

I hug you WWYFD

 

[Cress Shade]

I blush intensely and turn away

Your crush walks up to you and asks you out, what WWYFD

 

[Wuff-Wuff]

Wuababa wuababa wuuuuhuhuhuuu ü///ü tihihihi~ oooohwalamamahama~ ö/////ö Nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnngggggggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhh

You are standing in front of a malfunctioning dog WWYFD?

 

[metatherat]

Meta would be like "so, wanna drink some RAT TRANSFORMATION POTION and go scurry in a abandoned basement?" :3

A rat has offered your sona some RAT TRANSFORMATION POTION. WWYFD? :3

 

[Spilo]

Spilo takes the RAT TRANSFORMATION POTION, fill it with SKUNK TRANSFORMATION POTION, then drink. 101% SKUNKIER! Profit!!! :D :D

You eat the Mandarin of Pure Rage. WWYFD?

 

[metatherat]

Meta does not usually go for the omg predation :O. Also he has an appreciation for the thankless work of bureaucrats. So he probably would only nibble the mandarin's toes a little.

Your sona is offered a job as a farm animal. WWYFD?

 

[Spilo]

Spilo would of course farm the very best of Skunk Hollow, skunk cabbage, and swamp broccoli, all throughout the farm!! :D

Your sona comes across a box full of swamp broccoli and skunk cabbage that was left forgotten for some reason. After scrunching their nose at the smell, they still decide to investigate and get closer to the source. WWYFD? :P