NSFW What would your fursona do?

[metatherat]

Meta licks the corner of his mouth in anticipation. This is sure to result in some delicious fresh meat just lying around edibly, all he has to do is hide in a rat-hole and wait for the scavenging opportunities to pile up :3

While your sona is taking a nap in a wooden hut in the woods, the dwarves who live there enter. They are like "someone has been eating my porridge" and "hey ho" and "strike the earth". WWYFD

 

[Daimyo_Ronin]

I BEAT THEM UP AND STEAL THEIR MONEY!!! JK, I pat them on the head because they are shorter than me! :P Then I buy them all stilts and netherite pickaxes!

You come home from work to find that your friends have started a house party! WWYFD?

 

[Cress Shade]

he tries to stop them but stumbles over my words awkwardly and gives up


Your fursona walks into a convention with nothing but femboys, what do they do

 

[Universe]

I leave

I hug you WWYFD

 

[Cress Shade]

I blush intensely and turn away

Your crush walks up to you and asks you out, what WWYFD

 

[Wuff-Wuff]

Wuababa wuababa wuuuuhuhuhuuu ü///ü tihihihi~ oooohwalamamahama~ ö/////ö Nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnngggggggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhh

You are standing in front of a malfunctioning dog WWYFD?

 

[metatherat]

Meta would be like "so, wanna drink some RAT TRANSFORMATION POTION and go scurry in a abandoned basement?" :3

A rat has offered your sona some RAT TRANSFORMATION POTION. WWYFD? :3

 

[Spilo]

Spilo takes the RAT TRANSFORMATION POTION, fill it with SKUNK TRANSFORMATION POTION, then drink. 101% SKUNKIER! Profit!!! :D :D

You eat the Mandarin of Pure Rage. WWYFD?

 

[metatherat]

Meta does not usually go for the omg predation :O. Also he has an appreciation for the thankless work of bureaucrats. So he probably would only nibble the mandarin's toes a little.

Your sona is offered a job as a farm animal. WWYFD?

 

[Spilo]

Spilo would of course farm the very best of Skunk Hollow, skunk cabbage, and swamp broccoli, all throughout the farm!! :D

Your sona comes across a box full of swamp broccoli and skunk cabbage that was left forgotten for some reason. After scrunching their nose at the smell, they still decide to investigate and get closer to the source. WWYFD? :P

 

[Universe]

Light it on fire and fly away

You got stuck WWYFD

 

[metatherat]

Meta would hope that someone will show up with some RAT LUBRICANT. If RAT LUBRICANT is not available, DRAGON LUBRICANT would probably also work

Your sona comes across a little stand selling RAT LUBRICANT. It's 80% off today :O
WWYFD

 

[Universe]

pushes you free without it

I push on your hips WWYFD

 

[metatherat]

I would get unstuck and squeak happily :3

Your sona receives a big package of RAT LUBRICANT in the mail even though they never ordered any. WWYFD?

 

[Universe]

they burn up by accident

You get stuck in my front door tightly after eating too much WWYFD?

 

[Spilo]

Fart the bloat away, of course

You sweat too much from eating a spicy food you thought wasn't going to be spicy. WWYFD?

 

[metatherat]

Rat-tail, this is your time to shine :O
Regulate that body heat :O

Your sona has gotten a job as a magical animal working for a celestial kingdom. After the kingdom falls to ruin at the hands of some villains, your sona is sent to Earth to give mystical brooches to suitably heroic girls to turn them into magical warriors that will fight evil and restore the kingdom you serve to glory. However, in a moment of weakness your sona ends up selling the brooches in order to buy some drugs. WWYFD :O

 

[Wuff-Wuff]

The doggo would probably think "Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaah ;w; those heroic girls aren't all that special. I've got a team of cracked super awesome furry friends >:3 I'm sure we'll save the world!"

Your sona brings together the FurryPile Squad! A ragtag team of super gentle, kind and possibly all queer fluffballs to fight the super bad evil villains. Sadly, you find out that fighting isn't your strength. WWYFD?

 

[metatherat]

Ah-ha! As a ratlchemist, Meta squeaks happily. Once again his skillset selection has enabled him to sit back and rear echelon it up while someone else gets punched in the face. Support role, GO! Also a lot of RAT TRANSFORMATION POTION, go. All of the villains' minions will be rats by the end of the month if Meta can help it :3

Your sona got a job as a "security consultant" but it turns out it actually meant "villain's faceless expendable minion". WWYFD?

 

[Mambi]

Realizing that, Mambi would agree to the biggest job they had, use his portals to secure all the loot, and then while everyone's celebrating portal them all straight into a deep cave for thinking they could outwit such a cunning feline!!

Your sona is now being hunted by several criminal gangs...something about "revenge" and "reputations" and some other nonsense ramblings...WWYFD?