Fortunately, unfortunately

[Spilo]

Unfortunately, someone remembered to mention me

 

[Mambi]

Fortunately we have ways to help people forget to mention you again, if that is your preference. <waves a baseball bat with a sly grin>

 

[Spilo]

Unfortunately, no one remembers me anyway (I exist, btw, I too have sona traits and quirks, but no one bothers to bring them up :p)

 

[Mambi]

Fortunately some silly kitty's here to tell you just how cute and fluffy and smelly and fun you are. <gives clearly needed hugs>

 

[Universe]

Fortunately I am here to give you a big hug and comfort you.

 

[Spilo]

Unfortunately I exist

 

[metatherat]

Fortunately that's a good thing :O
It enables you to do furry stuff on the internet and everything! eee, let's be animols together

 

[Spilo]

Unfortunately I was born

 

[Mambi]

Fortunately we don't care how depressed you are, and are going to be friendly and cheerful to you anyway out of sheer positivity and spite. <wink>

 

[Bunny Lvr]

Unfortunately I'm going to have to tackle hig you while you are sleeping

 

[Faust]

Fortunately, I will bravely sacrifice myself by throwing myself into the path of the incoming hug!

 

[Bunny Lvr]

Unfortunately you're going to be hugged for a longggg time

 

[metatherat]

Fortunately I brought my crowbar :3

 

[Bunny Lvr]

Unfortunately it's a long table full of crows drinking beer

 

[metatherat]

Fortunately, one of the crows brought his ratbar.

 

[Bunny Lvr]

Unfortunately he was drunk from the crow bar

 

[metatherat]

Fortunately, I am a certified ratbar operator :3

 

[Faust]

Unfortunately, I’m not a crow or a rat, despite some similarities with both, and you don’t have a batbar.

 

[metatherat]

Fortunately, a new batbar just opened down the street!

 

[Mambi]

Unfortunately it opened next to a cathouse, and the constant traffic is unreal!