NSFW The corrupted wish game, NSFW allowed

[Spilo]

Granted! They're CARNIVOROUS plants ;3

I wish for a Yoshi pet

 

[Bunny Lvr]

Granted, but they are just plush

I wish my new BIO-FUELED cereal box was a convertible

 

[Spilo]

Granted! It turns into OPTIMUS PRIME, Leader of the Autobots

That's what a convertible is, right? A transformer?

I insert MEGATRON

 

[Bunny Lvr]

Out comes bumblebee

inserts skunk eggs

 

[metatherat]

Out comes a very confused genie.

I wish to get petted and being called a nice rat while I get fed yogurt.

 

[Spilo]

Granted! But the yogurt is beet yogurt... yuck! :P

I wish a photocopy of my skunk butt appeared as the phone wallpaper of everyone

 

[Mambi]

GRANTED! <a picture of nothing but a greenish hazy cloud is now everyone's background, having caught the image mid-spray>

I wish photocopiers actually made copies of things so we could have more good stuff like skunk butts and things...

 

[metatherat]

Granted... but what they end up making copies of the most is boring invoices and package content lists and stuff like that :O
We already had too many of those :O

I wish that from now on all the functions of existing mechanical tools were instead performed by cute little furry animal things, each of whom specifically does one single specific task :3

 

[Bunny Lvr]

Granted, however there is now a shortage of yogurt

I wish we could all meet and party on the beach

 

[Mambi]

GRANTED! <mid-party, some moron starts going on and on about timesharing the beach. We collectively groan and throw him into the ocean>

I wish that we lived in the same room reality-show style, minus the fighting because we all get along. (Hey new show idea!! "The Furred Life" or "Yiffing together"!)

 

[metatherat]

I wish that we lived in the same room reality-show style, minus the fighting because we all get along. (Hey new show idea!! "The Furred Life" or "Yiffing together"!)

Granted, but the room is extremely smelly. Also the wainscoting has been severely gnawed.

I wish I had some more of this delicious wainscoting.

 

[Spilo]

Granted! Your wain gets a kilt and a bagpipe. Very scottish nods

I wish something like the Matrix existed, but for teleporting into Furaffinity and Deviantart art scenarios :P

 

[Ravofox]

Granted! Your wain gets a kilt and a bagpipe. Very scottish nods

I wish something like the Matrix existed, but for teleporting into Furaffinity and Deviantart art scenarios :P

Granted, but it doesn't let you choose between actual art and all the AI slop. Hope you enjoy the distorted hands and identical soulless scenes

I wish someone turned the temperature down where I am, phew!!

 

[Spilo]

Granted! You should have specified by how much, c'mon it's the corrupted wish game :p, so now you've got a pleasant ABSOLUTE ZERO... Have fun being unable to move your VERY atoms, brrr!!

Bummer!

Anyway, speaking of ice... I wish my skunk farts had freezing effects! ;3