NSFW The corrupted wish game, NSFW allowed
- Thread starter Simo the Skunk
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Out comes a very confused genie.
I wish to get petted and being called a nice rat while I get fed yogurt.
I wish to get petted and being called a nice rat while I get fed yogurt.
GRANTED! <a picture of nothing but a greenish hazy cloud is now everyone's background, having caught the image mid-spray>
I wish photocopiers actually made copies of things so we could have more good stuff like skunk butts and things...
I wish photocopiers actually made copies of things so we could have more good stuff like skunk butts and things...
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Granted... but what they end up making copies of the most is boring invoices and package content lists and stuff like that :O
We already had too many of those :O
I wish that from now on all the functions of existing mechanical tools were instead performed by cute little furry animal things, each of whom specifically does one single specific task :3
We already had too many of those :O
I wish that from now on all the functions of existing mechanical tools were instead performed by cute little furry animal things, each of whom specifically does one single specific task :3
GRANTED! <mid-party, some moron starts going on and on about timesharing the beach. We collectively groan and throw him into the ocean>
I wish that we lived in the same room reality-show style, minus the fighting because we all get along. (Hey new show idea!! "The Furred Life" or "Yiffing together"!)
I wish that we lived in the same room reality-show style, minus the fighting because we all get along. (Hey new show idea!! "The Furred Life" or "Yiffing together"!)
Granted, but the room is extremely smelly. Also the wainscoting has been severely gnawed.
I wish I had some more of this delicious wainscoting.
Granted! Your wain gets a kilt and a bagpipe. Very scottish nods
I wish something like the Matrix existed, but for teleporting into Furaffinity and Deviantart art scenarios :P
I wish something like the Matrix existed, but for teleporting into Furaffinity and Deviantart art scenarios :P
Granted, but it doesn't let you choose between actual art and all the AI slop. Hope you enjoy the distorted hands and identical soulless scenes
I wish someone turned the temperature down where I am, phew!!
Granted! You should have specified by how much, c'mon it's the corrupted wish game :p, so now you've got a pleasant ABSOLUTE ZERO... Have fun being unable to move your VERY atoms, brrr!! 
Bummer!
Anyway, speaking of ice... I wish my skunk farts had freezing effects! ;3
Bummer!
Anyway, speaking of ice... I wish my skunk farts had freezing effects! ;3
Granted, but that just means that your Windows XP installation bluescreens :O
I wish that Dorothy girl could return to Kansas.
I wish that Dorothy girl could return to Kansas.
GRANTED! <she gets back just in time to see her dog killed, because if you recall, NOTHING CHANGED FROM THAT PLOT POINT before she went to OZ!>
I wish that all diseases and sicknesses did not exist, and that we all were healthy all the time!!! Especially sick bunnies. <hugs the coughing feverish @Bunny Lvr >
I wish that all diseases and sicknesses did not exist, and that we all were healthy all the time!!! Especially sick bunnies. <hugs the coughing feverish @Bunny Lvr >
Granted! But now that just means that whenever an alien race visits, our bodies will be not prepared for their microscopic organism, so we'll ALL DIE. Fortunately we don't known when, or if, that'll happen wink
Damn I wish sexy macro furry aliens existed and visited us
Damn I wish sexy macro furry aliens existed and visited us
GRANTED!!! <the genie winks. nothing happens. Seeing you all confused he explains that the aliens already ARE here, and are SUUUUPER MACRO!! So macro in fact that YOU are already inside her and in reality the alien he calls "Mary" is actually the entire UNIVERSE!! See at that size, all the planets in the cosmos are Mary's cells and WE are just some viruses roaming about HER body. Comets are Mary's white blood cells and asteroids are her antibodies. Each Sun is a single cell's mitochondrion, nebula and supernovas are just neurons firing...and with that your head just explodes on the spot!!!>
I wish that we could be control our atoms and be whatever we wanted to be.
I wish that we could be control our atoms and be whatever we wanted to be.
Oh no...
Congratulations! You've just messed with the string theory, atom theories, gravitational laws, and everything that hold the delicate fabric of our universe together by making such a thing a conscious effort. Now the universe will IMPLODE :3
I wish the universe didn't implode, hehe!